Puppy

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The puppy loves her daddy and daddy loves the puppy right back. 20,000 + years of coevolution with humans has culminated in an across-the-species sublimnity unparalleled to my knowledge by any others.

If puppy wants a ride in the Popemobile, daddy will find a way. If I were on fire, puppy would evolve crude fingers so she could use the hose to put me out. She's quite a smart puppy.

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