Pyramid
are so awesome that
they are wet and stringy when
they swim in the lemon water down the
road by there neighbors' house. They also are
the home of mummies that come alive and scare people
and are covered in toilet paper and make these weird moning
noises at night when they are stuck in their tomb because they are
sad. That makes me sad also. Anyhow, pyramids are here to remind us that
aliens do exist. There is no way the Egyptians made the pyramdis without help
from aliens and super cow-burrito-football-lemon-cat things. There is just no possible
stickin way. I mean, the people who built it must have had broken backs after the first day
so they needed thos aliens to do the dirty work all of the time. So aliens exist, and Oscar Wilde
is my proof. That my has to be supernatural because there is nothing else like him here on Earth. It's the
way things roll aroung egypt. And pyramids are not only I egypt. Som eare in my math book! They are 3D and I
have to find dimesnions like ear width and saddle weight and two pounds of turkey intestine and stuff. It is so weird
I poop when I read it. Hell yeah. Fuck no. Fuck yes. So now you know how cool pyramids are. Thanks for being bread.