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A rat is a vast mouse that specializes in hacking into computers and clearing their hard drives. Rats are known to live in all sewer systems around the world, and most are involved in a sinister secret society which controls all activity on planet Earth. A variant of rats, called flying rats, are also known as cats, though they are occasionally confused with bats.

“Rats go 'Cluck Cluck.'”

~ A -1th grader


I dropped my pencil!


There's no need to yell, you know. I can hear you just fine.


I already heard you! Shut up!

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