Sarstikes are evil rats. They are also big rats. They are also evil, but I already said that, so you are obviously blind. Therefore, your driver's license is now revoked and we shall soon become slaves of the Ur-Quan. They are evil and eat lipstick containers and sometimes asphalt: urban gt2.
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