Rating Every Fruit
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Good Cheezythical Morning. You know, people have opinions. Some of them are good, others are bad, and some are just extremely despicable. My opinions... Well, they're kinda -----------. Speaking of opinions, today we're rating fruits! Rating EAS Alarms just wasn't enough, so I decided to rate more things. Here's the list, and argue about it if you want.
The List[edit | edit source]
| Fruit Name | Commentary | Final Rating |
|---|---|---|
| Apple | Basically the default skin of fruits. | 6/10 |
| Orange | Kinda mid, but it's great as a juice. | 5/10 |
| Banana | A long yellow thing you put in your mouth. | 6/10 |
| Lemon | Lemons are for people that live life on the edge. | 5/10 |
| Lime | Limes are just slightly worse lemons. | 4.5/10 |
| Watermelon | Summertime favorite. | 8/10 |
| Grape | Grapes are by far the best fruit ever. | 10/10 |
| Kiwi | ...Who the hell eats kiwi? | 4/10 |
| Strawberry | Strawberries are just apples but chewy and juicier. | 5/10 |
| Peach | The peach emoji is the only reason people like this. | 5/10 |
| Blueberry | Blue strawberries. | 6/10 |
| Pear | I gotta admit... Pears are kinda fire. | 8/10 |
| Tangerine | It wants to be an orange so bad. | 5/10 |
| Clementine | It wants to be a tangerine so bad. | 4.5/10 |
| Cranberry | ...That's a fruit? | 5/10 |
Well, that's the list. See you on the other side of the Cheezit, my friend.