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The old mouse walked down the street, thinking about muffins and the meaning of life.

Suddenly a dictionary jumped in front of him.

life n. (pl. lives) 1 Capacity for growth, functional activity, and continual change until death. 2 Living things and their activity (insect life, is there-

The mouse ate the dictionary. He continued to walk down the street.

A muffin fell on him.