Rhubarb

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"Rhubarb Rhubarb." Rhubarb exclaiming some noises before being consumed.

RHUBARB!!!!!

Rhubarb is a very delicious food that you can murder. It can talk, probably. Also someone said it was a narcotic. Surely they were joking.

Deliciousness[edit | edit source]

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Practical Uses besides food.[edit | edit source]

There aren't any.

Stuff you need to grow it[edit | edit source]

Poopoo. Also pee. Also human waste. Also the Sun. Also fertile soil.

Color[edit | edit source]

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IT SPEAK!!![edit | edit source]

IT SPEAKS!!! THE RHUBARB SPEAK!!!! THE RHUBARB SPEAKS A LOT!!! GUYS BELIEVE ME THE RHUBARB IS SENTIENT!!! I NEED TO CONTACT THE RHUBARB GODS!!! LOCATION 12 DEGREES LONGTITUDE 61 LATITUDE!!! I NEED TO CONTACT THE RHUBARB GODS!!! LOCATION 12 DEGREES LONGTITUDE 61 LATITUDE!!!I NEED TO CONTACT THE RHUBARB GODS!!! LOCATION 12 DEGREES LONGTITUDE 61 LATITUDE!!!I NEED TO CONTACT THE RHUBARB GODS!!! LOCATION 12 DEGREES LONGTITUDE 61 LATITUDE!!!I NEED TO CONTACT THE RHUBARB GODS!!! LOCATION 12 DEGREES LONGTITUDE 61 LATITUDE!!!