Drugs

Do drugs and you too can end up looking like this!

“I don't do drugs. I am drugs.”
~ Salvador Dali on drugs

Don't do 'em. Unless given to you by the men in white coats. Or if they smell nice. Or look pretty. Or if they have a label that says "drink me". But otherwise no.

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Doooon't do 'em! It's all a conspiracy, I tell you! They want to steal your sonks!

Any questions?

On drugs, your brain is like an egg in a frying pan. Off drugs, your brain is just an egg.

Look at Amy Winehouse. Want to look like that? No! Then do drugs. Oh, sorry, don't do 'em.

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