Richie

Richie Richardson was a great cheese fnurdler of his time. In his career, he took 356 sandwiches from tramps and picked over a million coins from the ground.

Often referred to as 'Richie' in an ironic 'comment' on his relatively deprived background, he became the world's number one hatsman tailoring over 6 million bowlers by 7.30PM on January 7th 1987.