Rocket surgery

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Rocket surgery is an extremely advanced branch of astromedicine, powered by scientific science. It is devoted to helping little hurted rockets. They can actually experience alot of pain, especially around the tailfins, if not given proper medical care.

After a successfully complete rocket surgery, spacecrafts have no more boo-boos!

Ailments that rockets can get[edit | edit source]

  • Not taking off - this is a real killer for the hopes and dreams of little rockets, who dream of someday taking off.
  • Being cancelled - this is a complication that sometimes results from not taking off
  • Running out of gas - self-explanatory
  • Unreality complex - a mental disorder that only affects unreal things. Whether rockets can actually get this is a hotly debated topic among conspiracy theorists who think the moon landing was faked.