Rockslide

"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" Screamed the rock in delight as it flew down the slide at the children's play park.

"Hey get off o' there!" A woman yelled at the rock. "That slide's for children, not rocks!"

The rock threw itself at her forhead. The woman collapsed instantly. Dead.

"Ahahahahahhahahaahahahahahahaha-wait a minute. Holy s**t, I can talk!"