Roxy Music

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“Incredibly hot and sexy, baybee!”

~ Austin Powers on Roxy Music

“I made love to Melania with this music!”

~ Donald Trump on Roxy Music (and making love his wife)

Roxy Music is a British art rock and New Wave band started up by the very fine and handsome British lad, Bryan Ferry in 1972. They still perform to this day, like it's SSSTTTAAAYYYYIIINNNGGGGGGG PPPOOWWWEEERRRR!!!

History[edit | edit source]

This following band formed in London in the early 70's, but seriously though, nobody should care about this. They should simply just care about their great ass music instead! They broke up by 1983.

Bryan Ferry's solo career[edit | edit source]

In 1987, Bryan actually had a Top 40 U.S. hit single with, "Piss and Tell". It was actually a damn fine song, despite the title.

List of Albums[edit | edit source]

Roxy Music (1972) Stranded At Disneyland (1973) Country Wives (1974) The Little Mermaid (1975) A Communist Manifesto (1979) Flesh + Dead Roadkilled Chicken Shit Toasters (1980) Toyota Avalons (1982)

List of Hit Songs[edit | edit source]

"Virginia Plain Vanilla Yogurt" (1972) "Do the Strand" (1974) "Love is A Pug" (1975) "Dance Away To China" (1979) "Over You and Your Bullshit" (1980) "In the Midnight Plower" (1980) "OH YEAH! (Heard It On the Kool-Aid's Man Radio)" (1980) "Jealous Frylock Guy" (1981) "Toyota Avalons" (1982) "More Than Piss" (1982)