Schnozzgabble

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“WERE NOT GONNA TAKE IT!”

~ Long John previously-had-Silver

“Gahaaaa!”

~ Turquoise Beard the Pirate

“I kill babies.”

~ Turquoise Beard's Parrot

“I swear he heard that on the radio.”

~ Turquoise Beard the Pirate

“DAN DAN DAN THE PIRAATE! WITH HIS NINJA FRIENDS IN BARRELS!”

~ Dan the Pirate

A Schnozzgabble is a true pirate's tale. Creamy and dreamy to plunder. Eep? Finger. or in the case of some pirates, 'wooden stump hand' licking good. Kto the F to the Sea!

Pir8?[edit]

Two rules apply: gold special medallions and oh noes! Hungry! hahah! The movie horrorrrr? Yeah, I'll do dat.
Swiss? Yep, be seeing ya ma friend. If there is i'm a litte scared. Skim? Yeeah?

PGA Plunder?[edit]

Did you know my PGA golf tourtument? TH E GAM E.

sure do. He thinks he some sorta romantic hero? The guy spent half the year here blowing out candles on Ray street. The other half? Various googled faces trave; to boostun? Dixe?!?!?!?

Visits for exculsicve information on lukemborugh?1PersonL NAVIGATION? TOOL BOXES? II TELL A JOKE OR TWO. SO TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT MY FACE. YOU SEE THOSE SCRATCHINGS? OH SHAWW!!!! HE SAID MY DAD WAS A REALY COOL GUY! NOW GO TO SLEEP. HEHEHEHEH. AWWWW. THERE'S YOUR BROTHER! HOW COME THE DOG FARTS ON HIM? WHY NOT ME! WHERE'S YPUR COOKIE?!?!?! THE BIG ONE! WHEN! HE WONT SSPOT TO GIVE IT TO HIM. ,,,,,COMMA,,,COMAM! DID HE POT IT IN THE BOX? sONGE BORB! WOMEN WHO ARE BWAMB! ALONG WITH DIET AND EXERCISE I LOOKING FOR A PLATE.

Ninja Barrels are good for your health[edit]

It's true.