Scientifilopilopilogilicalipiodically

Scientifilopilopilogilicalipiodically is a word used by stupid people to make them sound clever. It is also used by clever people to make them look stupid. It is used by stupid people to make them look like clever people using the word to make them look like stupid people. It is also used by clever people to as an excuse to explain that they are using the word to imitate stupid people who are using the word to make them look like clever people trying to look like stupid people which usually just turns stupid people's brain into avocado jelly and makes the clever people look even more clever]]. For this reason the word is banned in all non-fascist countries. The reason is highly logical, but it took five philosophers and a lot of dead rhinoceroses to find out the true answer. It is mention below in a numerical format to stop more rhinos being killed:

If ℳ ≤ 4e×5·3214245304920444444..., and ℳ ≥ -e + ℳ^-0.6, where e = number of stupid people using the word, ℳ = 0.0005997×8ƒ×p×L^4×z×2u, where f = number of living people, p = number of dictionaries being used at any given point, L = number of clever people who have seen a rhino, z = number of living rhinos within e - 6.4 miles, and u = number of philosiphers currently able to debate the origin of the word zest. The end result will be:

ℳ = reason why non-facists don't like the word: Scientifilopilopilogilicalipiodically.

This page has received the blessing of The Great Gozimnot of Mathematics, and is therefore mathematically correct.