Scorpion

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The scorpion is the scion of the scuttlers. Its sclerotized, sculpted skeleton excludes its carapace from scheming scoundrels. Scoundrels scuppered by the scary skewer! Scouring the scorched scape for scurrying, scrumptious creatures. It wields its chelae and scoops scabs with its chelicerae. Don't scorn the scorpion; escape it!