Scromple
Scromple[edit | edit source]
Scromple is a scam, and is a rival to cram in every whay percievable. Scromple was invented in a last ditch effort by Fidel Castro in an attempt to distract the american people from the cuban missile crisis.
Uses[edit | edit source]
Scromple is a good substitute for butter for all beetroot recipes, but why bother with that if cram is obviously superior in every way? It's especially good at repleacing that stupid goat cheese that politicians keep pushing on impoverished people.
Many rocket fuel engineers have found that scromple has many similarities to hydrogen, and have even built scromple fueled rockets.
History[edit | edit source]
We don't think there's any history of scromple, we're pretty sure it only exists then, otherwise you would be able to find some in the cram caves, before the cram miners found out that the beetroot steak they were eating actually contained scromple and not butter. The cretin responsible for not going to the grocery store and grabbing more butter was none other than Fidel Castro himself. This was due mostly to tha fect that he hated deeary, and wanted nothing tah do with cows.
The rest of the scromple[edit | edit source]
research papers got lost in the forges of the cram mines, after the miners revolted against Fidel Castro.
stop trying to research the scromple!
no! >:|