Shiny Shoes

“AARRRGGH! Mr Bond appears to have disappeared behind the light reflected off of his shiny shoes; He could be anywhere”

~ Various henchfolk on clearly dazzled.

Sparkle Sparkle!

During the final year of poverty in the fourth, no wait that's third right, or is it, I'll ask dad. third world, a man cleverly disguised as a man wearing a fake beard who might have been pondering whether to buy a horse with no name walked into a dark alley inhabited by unfriendly strangers holding intimidating cotton candy sticks (which included mean onions hanging on the side, that could quite easily induce nausea from inhalation of their stench - evidently jumping on the band wagon like all those other wannabe vegetables who try to act cool by hanging onto cotton candy sticks.)

In a chain of events often related to a 1920's slapstick movie, as well as containing subtle references to The Hindenburg disaster and allegedly choreographed by the Matrix Movie people, (pause for breath), so yeah, in this scene the unfriendly strangers willingly let the man have a bite of their onions as well as a free copy of the Big Issue! While their attention was diverted he took a sip of creativity and licked the sky.

Shinnyy (drools)

This somehow made a hoola-hoop hole through time and space causing the primordial dwarf star to switch places with his shoes. You might think having an intensely hot bright star strapped to your feet would cause pain, death related injuries and a top heavy fraction*. However it somehow worked out because the events took place in an idealistic cartoon at the time. (Limbs started flying when it went past ten o' clock however). O yeah i should of mentioned this earlier: the reason his feet weren't burned,hugged or absorbed etc by the star strapped to his feet is because the primordial dwarf star is so small pathetic and small-man-syndrome-ridden that he couldn't burn his way out of a three-foot torn paper bag in a blind fold. And this is why the police touch people.

FIN

^^lame^^

*

- The fact is no matter how clever you are one star does not acount for two feet.