Shower temperature

Shower temperature is a form of torture developed in conjuncture by the CIA, M16, US government, Wikipedia, LSD and the gay rights movement. The result is that, by law, any shower that provides temperature that can, by any person, be considered comfortable, is illegal and the creator of such will be burned alive. While making the temperature increase dramatically from "almost hot enough" to "OH MY GOD IM BEING BURNED ALIVE" is not required by law, doing so makes you eligible for grant money.

The problem with the perfect temperature

It is a well documented fact that any shower capable of providing the perfect temperature is actually a killer robot in disguise, lulling you into a false sense of security before they stab you in the neck.

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