Sick Day

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I lay in bed; throat sore
Pain in head; please no more
Eyes are red; behind a door
What I said; is what's in store
Staring into space; through one eye
This day to erase; why can't I die?
I lie in place; as people fly
Sandwich disgrace; turkey on rye
Shit taken; big and brown
Mistaken; flushed it down
Toilet breaking; overflowing now
No faking; gimme the crown
Poem over; said and done
Like Dover; number one
Lucky clover; gives me fun
Cleveland, grove her; a silly pun