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Doors are typically considered things that people bump into, without realizing it. Then, ten hours later, they realize that they have a bruise on their shoulder from bumping into the door.

But they didn't realize it at the time.

Therefore, they continued to watch Cantonese soap operas.

Other door-effects appear when, suddenly, the door is opened. In this case, and only in this case (unless you are Bruce Willis), you can walk from one side of the door to the other (praise the lord for that gift!). But be careful, some doors lead to a totally different space, where the rules and behavior of the occupants might be completely insane, and is called "outside".

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