Sir Eiffel's Journey
Chapter 1 - The Introduction[edit | edit source]
Once upon a time there was an Illogicopedia user named Sir Eiffel (he still exists). He was an OK user but didn't really no wot to do wiv his Illogicopedia life until.....
He thought maybe i shud go on a journey to a place(i forgot the name) far far away..
So Sir Eiffel started his journey but be4 he did he consulted God and asked him "God shall i go on a journey." God replied "yes i think ur life needs a bit of excitement" so Sir Eiffel asked God "where shall i go?" God said "where ever you want to go".
Sir Eiffel thought "well i have always wanted to see the statue of liberty" so the next day he booked a flight to New York.
The Eiffel Tower
The Statue Of Liberty
Chapter 2 - To America[edit | edit source]
So early that next day the Eiffel Tower arrived in New York unfortunatley as he is french he did not understand the "Americans" so he had to buy the French to American Dictionary.
Later after he had settled in and found a place to live he went downtown to find the Statue Of Liberty.
"M'excuser où est la statue de liberté" Said The Eiffel Tower.
"hugh" replied an American walking by
"um where iz ze statue of liberty?" The Eiffel Tower replied
"oh just over there sir" The American said
"Merci" Eiffel Tower replied
so Eiffel Tower walked over to the Statue of Liberty and payed $25 for the tour of the Statue of Liberty.
Chapter 3 - His House[edit | edit source]
So after he had finished the tour he thought "i want a hotdog mmmm.. hotdog glagh" so he went to the hot dog store and bought a hotdog after he finished the hotdog he went back to his house.
This is a list of what he had in his house:
- A 55 inche plasma screen tv
- A PS3
- A Laptop
- A Nintendo Wii
- 2 Cars
- A Limo
- 3 Helicopters
- 2 Indoor Swimming Pools
- and 3 hot maids.
Chapter 4 - UFO attack[edit | edit source]
So suddenly out of nowhere came a UFO and it abducted him.
"wot is it?"(translated from alien) said Alien unit 0023
"Dunno but it is hideous" Alien unit 0034 replied
Then within a second 5 more aliens turned up including the Almighty Darth Vader Darf Wader getting out his lightsaber electric sword to disect...... the frog they abducted.
"few that were close" said Eiffel Tower
"it speaks" whispered Alien unit 0105 to Alien unit 0023
"INTRUDER ALERT" said the Computer.
so all the Aliens ran to find the intruder so Eiffel Tower got out his Laser Gun and electric sword.
Slice, Shoot, Kapow!, Kaboom, Bang, Explosion
and 2 Alien units were killed.
Chapter 5 - The Attack of Darf Wader[edit | edit source]
Suddenly The Eiffel Tower was alone in the computer room then out of nowhere Darf Wader appeared.
"I challenge you young one" Darf Wader said
"Challenge accepted" He Replied
So they started to fight, after Eiffel Tower had brought Darf Wader to the ground, Wader called in some back up men who also started to fight Eiffel Tower, after a while the back up men had captured Eiffel Tower and thrown him in jail.
Chapter 6 - Jail[edit | edit source]
So Eiffel Tower was thrown into jail with luke skywalker Greg Groundrunner and a whole army from planet (Unknown name).
Later Eiffel Tower was talking to Greg about how he had got in to jail and how they could get out. Then suddenly The Kaiser Chiefs started to sing Ruby so all the aliens and Darf Wader's men were dancing to it so they were distracted. "Excellent ok time to break out" Eiffel Tower said
so every 1 got out there laser guns and electric swords to charge.
Chapter 7 - The Breakout[edit | edit source]
"YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" they all shouted as they charged. BANG!, KABOOM!, DIE!, EXPLODE! BANG!, KABOOM!, DIE!, EXPLODE! BANG!, KABOOM!, DIE!, EXPLODE!
"SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE ANICIATED" SAID THE COMPUTER 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, KABOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALL OF THE ALIENS WERE BLOWN UP THE PEOPLE THAT SURVIVED ARE AS FOLLOWS:
- GREG GROUNDRUNNER
- EIFFEL TOWER
- THE KAISER CHIEFS
- AND THE ARMY FROM PLANET (UNKNOWN NAME)
Chapter 8 - The End...... of the fight of reading my book[edit | edit source]
all of the people that survived floated back down to New York. later that day Eiffel Tower booked a flight back to Paris
THE END
Signed by the author:
External Links[edit | edit source]
Talk To God
An Extra Illustration[edit | edit source]
a terrible drawing of me
