Slaves in a shed
Slaves in a shed are the slaves that work for me, but they're in my shed because I don't want them in my house. They might start selling me car insurance, and I can't risk that.
Reasons for keeping slaves in a shed[edit | edit source]
Well, a shed is much more secure than a box, and much more slave-ish than a 5-star hotel. It also makes sense to have slaves because the other alternative is a bunch of cats taped together, which doesn't really work because they always escape. So, with shed-slaves, everyone wins! Except your shed-slaves, they always lose.
Dietary requirements[edit | edit source]
Don't feed them. If you feed them they get energy, which helps them to realise that they can just open the shed door and leave. Just leave them in there, and eventually they'll eat each other.
Excercise excursise exercise requirements[edit | edit source]
Shed slaves tend not to bother with exercise because they're lazy, but if you shoot bullets at their feet they start dancing. LOL.
Well, that's all the info you need. Enjoy your new shed slaves.