Slop nack poems

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Little known fact.... "Slop nack poems" were short haiku-freestyle poems pioneered by Albert Einstein.

Little know classics include "Don't Eat Too Much KFC" "Never Drive After Eat 5 Big Macs" and "If You Know What Is Good For You, You'll NEVER EVER EVER EVER Eat A Sausage Egg McMuffin, 2 hash browns, and Then A Sausage Biscuit and Then Drop Someone Off at an Airport".

These are discovered post-huminously. They have been published in major newspapers since then. Sometimes, they were published below Garfield cartoons and above Ziggy cartoons, for obvious reasons.