Kentucky Fried Chicken

“Sweeeeeeet.”

~ Cartman

“Don't f*** with the Colonel!”

~ Neg Dupree

“THEY HAVE SEX WITH THE CHICKEN THEY ALL DO!”

~ Mr. Ross, Susan Ross's father

You heard it right: don't fuck with the fucking Colonel! He's got friends in high places, like Heaven, because they ate too much of his 'Special Recipe' chicken.

A message from Tennessee Fried Chicken: KFC is evil!!!!! They eat your pet birds!!!! Eat at TFC instead.

The last person to cross the Colonel's path got a tub of hot beans up the rectum, inserted via a special bean-inserter created by the Colonel himself. All we can say is that the beans tasted horrible afterwards:

“Meh, they didn't taste that different to me.”

~ KFC customer

See also

• Tastes nothing like chicken