Smart Alec is better than you. He's better than the Eggman. Much better than the walrus. Bow, BOW!!! BOW DOWN TO THE ALMIGHTY SMART ALEC!!!!! So he can take over the world, of course. He really would appreciate it if you bowed.
“DOES THIS BUS GO TO ORPINGTON?!”
“NO! FOR FUCK'S SAKE! IT GOES TO CROCKENHILL!”
...Sorry about that. This article is the bus to Crockenhill, and we frequently get the sad guy asking that.
Anyways, back to Smart Alec...
“I am so smart. Roflol.”
Somebody get Winthorpe back in his cage!!!
Man, everyone wants to int-
Oh shit, evil mastermind cyberchicken, later, okay? I'm trying to tell the people about Smart Alec.
Back to the topic...
HEY LOOK HEADLINE TEXT LOL
Oh come on, you do the article then! I give up!
hey look a potato.
No keep it on topic, about Smart Alec!!!
ok he is a potato...
ON TOPIC SRSLI!!!