Smart Alec

Smart Alec on how all humans are dumb

Smart Alec is better than you. He's better than the Eggman. Much better than the walrus. Bow, BOW!!! BOW DOWN TO THE ALMIGHTY SMART ALEC!!!!! So he can take over the world, of course. He really would appreciate it if you bowed.

“DOES THIS BUS GO TO ORPINGTON?!”

~ Sad guy on how he cannot seem to find his bus

“NO! FOR FUCK'S SAKE! IT GOES TO CROCKENHILL!”

~ Captain Obvious on alerting the sad guy he is on the wrong bus

...Sorry about that. This article is the bus to Crockenhill, and we frequently get the sad guy asking that.

Anyways, back to Smart Alec...

“I am so smart. Roflol.”

~ Smart Alec on his oversized brain

"Smart Alec is smarter than you." "Fuck off, Winthorpe."

Somebody get Winthorpe back in his cage!!!

Man, everyone wants to int-

HAY GUISE

Oh shit, evil mastermind cyberchicken, later, okay? I'm trying to tell the people about Smart Alec.

Back to the topic...

HEY LOOK HEADLINE TEXT LOL

STOP IT!

Really, Winthorpe?

Oh come on, you do the article then! I give up!

hey look a potato.

No keep it on topic, about Smart Alec!!!

ok he is a potato...

NO.

ON TOPIC SRSLI!!!

doink

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