Sounds of the Sea

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Demon-stration of Sounds of the C[edit]

  • EEEEEEEaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEERGH - Blue whales calling each other, then being killed by hunters
  • Yeah, we need to get the harpoon into...Ah crap!! Euchgh!!!! - Hunters calling each other, then being killed by blue whales
  • I am an undersea rock - An undersea rock
  • Pshhhh, pshhhhhh, pshhhhhhhhhhhhhh, pshhhh, pshhhhhhhhhhh - waves
  • Pffffft, pffffft, pfft, pfffffffffft - cynical waves
  • Phrrrrrt, phrrrt, phrrrrrrrrrt - stinky waves
  • Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz - sound waves
  • WaaaaaaaaHAAAAAAAAAY!! - Mexican waves
  • Goodbye!! - A lady waves
  • *Gobble* *gobble* *gobble* - something eating something

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