Spaghetti Saga: Chapter One

Welcome to the Spaghetti Saga. AKA, two idiots try to make spaghetti, but end up breaking space itself.

We see two friends: Sage and Luna. They are sitting down on a couch in their apartment, watching the Simpsons. "What do you wanna eat?" Sage asks, pausing the show. "Well, what do we have?" Luna replies. "Good question...", Sage says as he gets up from the couch to check the fridge. Inside of the fridge is a brick, a mechanical pencil, and a tumbleweed. "I don't think we can eat any of this." Sage says as if it were not obvious that they couldn't eat any of that. "What do you mean? I just went to the grocery store an hour ago," Luna says. "Try checking the bottom drawer." Sage checks the drawer and finds large amounts of fresh food. He pulls out a pack of spaghetti, meatballs, and a box of garlic bread. He opens the dishwasher and pulls out a pot. "Alright, first step is to put water in the pot," Sage thinks. "I don't know how hot the water should be, but I think this is good enough." He sets the temperature on the burner to over 900, thinking he set it to only 90. Sage drops the spaghetti in the pot. He stirs the noodles.

"Okay, let me try to finish the rest of the meal," Luna says to Sage in the kitchen. "I've been taking cooking classes, so I should know how these things work." Luna stirs the rest of the noodles for the remaining time. While the noodles soak, Luna pulls out the box of garlic bread. She puts the garlic bread in the stove, hoping that it would heat it up. Sage's cat jumps on the counter watching the noodles soak. The cat pushes the pot off of the counter, causing the spaghetti to fall on Luna's head. (Sage's cat hates Luna.)

I felt like making Chapter two, so here it is.