Spaghetti Saga: Chapter Two

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The Spaghetti Saga. Co-written by the tomato on Campbell's tomato soup cans.


Luna quickly brushes off the spaghetti and backs away. The spaghetti was extremely hot. So hot in fact, that it burned a hole through the floor. "I don't think we can make spaghetti anymore." Sage says. "What do you mean? We can just make some more." Luna replies. "No, the government sent us a letter that prohibits all acts of cooking spaghetti in this household." Sage says, reading a government letter. "Well, at least we have our garlic bread..." Luna exclaims, opening the oven. The garlic bread is the size of an ant. It is shriveled and black. "Forget it," Luna exclaims. "We're eating out."


They all got into the car. Sage pulled the gear stick in the car and drove off. It's the remix to Ignition, hot and fresh out the kitchen, the speakers said while Sage drove. Luna opened the glove box in the car and found a Nature Valley granola bar. As soon as she opened it, crumbs exploded from the bag. The granola bar blasted crumbs in all directions. The glass broke and crumbs flew into the night sky, possibly never to be seen again.

Chapter three coming soon... maybe.