Special Kitty Powers!

SPECIAL KITTY POWERS! are powers created by magical unicorns. One day, when the unicorn king and prince were eating pancakes together, they decided to make special kitty powers (also known as SKP). It was a wonderful invention, including abilities of levitation, shooting pizzas from your hands and making waffles appear out of nowhere. Not many people know about special kitty powers, so I thought I'd inform the public about it.

Exclusive to Earth

These fearsome powers are limited to planets which are suitable to the cultivation of catnip, salmon, chicken and robots. Thus far, Earth is the only world known to capable of such.

Kitty astronauts have explored as far as Neptune, and there is some evidence that there may be feline life on the Eiffel Tower, in orbit around Saturn.

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