Spleenectomy

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Having a spleenectomy?

Come to Doctor Spleen's office on Monday through Thursday for a FREE (that's right, free) spleenectomy. Most aishas, realizing that spleens are completely useless, are in need of removing them.

The Response[edit]

SPLEENS!

SPLEENS ARE AWESOME!!!

WHY WOULD YOU GET YOUR SPLEEN

REMOVED!?!?!?

YOU WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT A

GOOD SPLEEN AT YOUR SIDE!!!

SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENS!!!!!!!!!!!!

-from Wal-Greens. It's where you get your SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENS!!!!!!!

The Logical Response[edit]

You know, spleens are not completely usel- WARNING! THIS "LOGICAL RESPONSE" HAS NO PLACE ON ILLOGICOPEDIA AND HAS BEEN TAKEN OVER BY HOMICIDAL MUSHROOMS!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!