Spleenectomy

Having a spleenectomy?

Come to Doctor Spleen's office on Monday through Thursday for a FREE (that's right, free) spleenectomy. Most humans, realizing that spleens are completely useless, are in need of removing them.

The Response

SPLEENS!

SPLEENS ARE AWESOME!!!

WHY WOULD YOU GET YOUR SPLEEN

REMOVED!?!?!?

YOU WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT A

GOOD SPLEEN AT YOUR SIDE!!!

SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENS!!!!!!!!!!!!

-from Wal-Greens. It's where you get your SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENS!!!!!!!

The Logical Response

You know, spleens are not completely usel- WARNING! THIS "LOGICAL RESPONSE" HAS NO PLACE ON ILLOGICOPEDIA AND HAS BEEN TAKEN OVER BY HOMICIDAL MUSHROOMS!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!