Stanley Tucci
“THIS BITCH HAVE MORE TALENT THAN I DO!”
“He's got a devil's haircut in his mind.”
“I love this motherfucker!”
Stanley Tucci (born in 1960) is some Italian American actor and professional traveler and chef.
He rocks!
Early life[edit | edit source]
Tucci was born in Little Italy, New York in 1960. Growing up, Tucci was involved in the Italian mafia and once shot a fatass dude named Bob Pogo dead. Tucci dropped out of school before even high school (7th grade to be exact). Despite this fact, he's (surprisingly) extremely intelligent. As a teenager, he shot even more drug lords and mafia bosses dead.
Career[edit | edit source]
Tucci later became a backup singer for the forgotten New Wave bands, Romeo Void and Cock Robin. His voice can be heard in the background of the song, "Never Say Never". After that, Tucci went on to become a professional movie and tv show actor.
List of movies that he's been in[edit | edit source]
The Unfriendly Sex Offender's Bones, Kit Kittredge: An American Skank,The Ninja Wears Applesauce, The Starving Games Trilogy