Star Trek Mission Log
Boss: A total idiot who often narrates for no reason.
Sulu: A paranoid who often yells at Boss.
Uhura: She thinks Boss is an idiot.
Spork, or something: A nerd in denial.
It is day one, we are flying through............... space.
You were narrating, I think it is unnecessary
But how is the audience gonna know what's been happening since the last forking episode?
Well, if they watch dis episode, I think they would watch previous one.
Uhh, whatever. So, we have been flying into a black hole, for the last two minutes
BLACK HOLE!!!!!!!!! WHY YOU NO TELL US??????
Well, I was busy talking to you, and-
NO TIME FOR EXPLAIN!!! GET US OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!
Nah, let's just go into the black hole
MEH!!!!!!!, WHAT MEANS THIS MEH? I OUGHTA-
Boss, I think he has a stroke
What should we do now?
Let's just keep going
We are currently being sucked into a black hole.
I THINK THE VIEWERS WOULD NOTICE THAT!!!!!!!!!
Sorry, Boss, but I'm gonna have to go with him. GET US OUTTA HEER!!!!!!!!!!
All right, you wimps, I'll fly out of here.
WHAAAAAAAAAAT!!???, WE COULD JUST FLY OUT OF THERE?
Budget cuts, I know, we weren't allowed to have a cooler escape
That is the lamest thing I ever heard
Well its not easy, there's money, how we spend it, what goes on backstage-
Don't talk about that stuff while we're on air!!!
Ah, the great vastness of................ space, such a beautiful sight.
I'm trying to read my book.
That's Spock, he's a nerd
I'm not a nerd!!!
Anyway, as we fly through space-
Seriously, Sulu's right, you do have a narrating problem.
Ohhh, Urethra, always on Sulu's side!!
It's Uhura, and I'm not always on his side.
Well, we'll let Dr. Phil be the judge of that!
Boss, It's 2250, or something, Dr. Phil has been dead for three centuries
What's with him?
So, where's Sulu?
Had a stroke, not gonna be onscreeen for a few more episodes.