Quotes of wisdom

“ It is unwise to make love to chickens with bird flu. No, honestly, it is, I'm serious. Stop laughing!! ”

~ A bird flu expert on why we shouldn't make love to chickens with bird flu

“ I think that if I just stick them in a bit further, I can tickle my prostate with this pair of scissors. ”

~ A gimp of the highest order on prostate stimulation using sharp objects

“ Watch as I levitate using only my mind, my spirit, this platform under my feet, a large team of special effects experts, and love. ”

~ David Blaine

“ I will only come out of hiding when mankind accepts my superiority. ”

~ Kermit the Frog on PCP

“ Shut up, tool! ”

~ Mr T on a spanner he found in the garage

“ Quiet down, please! Just about everypony agrees that Twilight Sparkle is best pony. No doubts. Fluttershy is second best pony . Rainbow Dash is the worst pony. ”

~ The Only Sane Anti-Brony

“ Dude if you took away the anti and sane part of your name that would describe YOU! Anyway you stole my name! Stop the annoying pony videos on my YouTube please!”

~ The Only Sane Anti-Brony Who Had To Steal His Great Name Back And Is Not Watching Pony Videos

“If I had a hammer, I'd crush your skull and take your wallet!”

~ Paul, formerly of "Peter, Paul and Mary", after two days with no meth

“There is no afterlife, and you're an idiot for believing it.”

~ Frank Zappa, from beyond the grave, as communicated through psychic John Edward

“Always turn off the hot-water tap before the cold in the shower.”

~ John John Johnness