Strange Lights
Strange Lights are those things use see after you take some drugs. Not as though I would know, though. Anyway, these lights have mystified people for ages, inquiring such questions like: Where do they come from?, What are they? and Give me another fix, bro. These questions, however, have never been answered; instead they tend to be eaten by those asking because they are too hungry to care and too lazy to go make a sandwich.
What are they like?[edit | edit source]
The Strange Lights can only be described as the most tantalizing (and oddly stimulating) paranormal events in man kind. These lights also possess a series of strangely amusing colors and patterns, which is the general attraction to them. That and the fact that they are so irresistibly delicious. people everywhere are getting high just so that they can eat the lights.
The lights are also very colourful, which draws many people in. Sometimes they're red, sometimes they're green, but all of the time they are super addicting to watch.
So where do they come from?[edit | edit source]
No one is exactly sure as to where the lights originated. However, several scientists believe that the lights are mere optical illusions created my the mind when under the influence of drugs. But most people think that the scientist are hogwash and think 'magical powers' started the whole strange light phenomenon. Neither, though, have been proven, which has led to many other possible theories explaining how the lights came to being.
Among the most popular theories is that of the Old, Dirty Looking Chap Down in the Alley, who explains the events in detail (Translated from 'Homeless Man Speak', a early impossible to understand dialect.).
| Whenever I see them they appear to creep out of the trash cans, and every time I see them I recently just shot up on LSD. Very strange. Anyway, whenever I load up on this crap, I see these lights everywhere, and I think they come from the trash cans. Then everything goes black... and the next morning I wake up in a dumpster. It's a different one every time. |
