The refined and distinguished hobo.
What you will undoubtedly become if, for example, you don't do your homework on time. At least, that's what I've always been told.
Hobos are those people who beg for money because they lack a real job because they are too lazy to work. They are often found riding trains and hitchhiking and like to listen to NPR and watch PBS.
Hobos might also become Liberal Terrorists or Socialists. Many hobos are also former pirates.
Hobos should not be confused with recyclers (who do work for their money) or with WPBS announcers (who do beg incessantly for money, but only during scheduled pledge breaks).