Strip
A strip looks like ===== or sumpthin and such. But like it could be anything like a tape strip or a chicken strip. Hey, that reminds me of a food joke. Have you heard about the explosion in France? There was da-brie everywhere! That's funny. Mmmmm chicken
Locations[edit | edit source]
Strips can be found in many places. Such as houses, stores, statues, hospitals, parks, malls, bike racks, beaches, roads, fields, police stations, towns, dogs, in Chicago, on a pencil, Observation towers, Farmhouses, Shops, High-rise buildings, Chicken coops, Barracks, Churches, Town hall, Skyscraper, Stadium, Pyramids, Prisons, Ice stations, Lawyer's chambers, Hardware stores, Brothels, Offices, Factories, Hairdressers, an open-plan office, Under the bridge, Harbor, Internet cafes, Orthodontist, Kindergarten, Massage practice, trade fair stand, Gym, Nail salon, Butcher's shop, School, Tanning salon, Tax advisor, Supermarket, Laundromat, Ad agency, Sausage stand, Dentist, wig store, and even The Eiffel tower. Be on the lookout and keep a notebook of any strips you see in the wild.
Role in life[edit | edit source]
People don't really appreciate strips as much as they should. They are truly unique things that should be nurtured like a little french baby. If you step on a strip you are likely to get stabbed to death by a homeless man named crack daddy. Strips exist to be touched gently. They also exist to take pictures of. Strips can be eaten raw or cooked, They can be made straight or wavy, Greem or blue. They are highly endangered. PLEASE donate to www.cash4strips.com if you are a true stripperǃ
