IllogiZoo:Subaru
| Subaru | ||
|---|---|---|
 Subaru Stellii | ||
| Kingdom | Animalia | |
| Phylum | Chordata | |
| Class | Mammalia | |
| Order | Carnivora | |
| Family | Vehicliae | |
| Genus | Subaru | |
| Species | Subaru Stellii Subaru Impreza Subaru Outbaki | |
Subarus (Rollingus Vehicleus), are a genus of strange, quadrapedic creatures found in and around Australia. A close relative of the kangaroo, they move by rotating their feet in a rather sickening fashion.
Diet[edit | edit source]
A Subaru commonly feeds on substances such as petrol, which enters the body system by a small hole in their side. They also love to hunt down animals on roads and kill them, sometimes going for small children. Some have evolved to feed on sunlight and electricity. Others just prefer hamburgers.
Nesting and Mating[edit | edit source]
A Subaru is known to make its own nest out of twigs high in a tree. It will fight for its territory with small birds and possums. At the age of five it will mate and lay three speckled eggs. These will soon hatch and become three baby Subarus.
Controversies[edit | edit source]
Controveries is a big word, too big for me. Therefore this passage doesn't exist.
Unless it did, but then that would be logical, wouldn't it? And what exactly is this site called?
Exactly.