Super Puberty

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In extremely rare cases, adolescents are subject to what is known as superiore pubertiscus, or "super puberty." These cases are considered most unfortunate and include such side effects as comically low vocal chords and massive amounts of super pubic hair. In no way is any of the above attractive, and subjects under the effects of super puberty should highly consider locking themselves away forever.

"Super Puberty" is in no way treatable, as there is no known cure. But good god is it funny. Wait a second... Do I know you on the computer? Are you reading this? Did you actually pause the video or switch to another tab just to read this? Did you look up Super Puberty to see if the page was real? Wow. That's dedication. Congratulations. Tool.