Surgery
Surgery is the act of stabbing/jabbing someone repeatedly with sharp stuff in order to remove gooey goods to be sold on the dark wizardry market. This requires the highest of medicologilogicalational training in the field of pharmodisestableshmentarianism that could take up to 5 million years to complete a degreefication in.
How to jabbificate[edit | edit source]
Jabbification is a wunderful processing of jabbed needles though vital gooey goods in order to fear farting in the most dire of circumstances.
1. Take a nice shiny there- PUT THAT DOWN! MY GRANDMA WAS STABBED WITH THAT VERY BERRY SUNDAE-
2. Take the patientator that is ON THE LAST DAY EVER IN HIS THERE GONE LIFE and repeatedly jabify him forcefully with the shiny there.
3. STAB THE WOUND REPEATEDLY
4. Jab the following items into the wound in this PRECISE ORDER:
Snickerdoodle Cookie
Dog Fur
Snips
Snails
Puppy Dog Tails
Mission Accomplished! You will be greetifarcationated by mission control and debriefified. YOU WILL NOT BE KILLED WE PROMISE. YOU DO NOT KNOW TOO MUCH MR. FURBURGER I NEVER WANTED TO SHOOT YOU AAAAAHBOOHOOOO
Special Hat Feast to the Westboro Baptist Church for smacking Bonkers. You know who you are.