Westboro Baptist Church
“GOD HATES THE WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH!!!! Wait, wha?”
You're all going to hell. Mwahahahahahah!!!!
Westboro Baptist Church was founded in 3999 BC by a cheese-eating stoner named Fred Phelps. Fred Phelps's slogan is God Hates Rags because obviously God hates washing dishes or dusting. Fred Phelps also thinks anyone who is a democrat, worships llamas, or eats harmless little rattlesnakes should go to hell too.
Complete list of people who shallt be condemnedethted
- Those Chinese Burned by ?pedia
- Mr MetalFLower
- A poor defenseless little puppy
- The Bagelman
- Cheeseboy (for being an idiot)
Elassint on Fred Phelps
<Elassint> Hi girls and boys! My name is Fred Phelps, and I'm the founder of Westboro Baptist Church! I'm a disbarred lawyer from Mississippi. In my free time, I spread hatred in the name of Jesus Christ and picket anybody who remotely opposes my opinion with my Westboro minions. It's all about free speech! I'm also a strong believer of beating children to the point of unconsciousness. Yeehaw <Pineapple_ryan> lol <Chicablog> ... <Cheeseboy> meh <Cheeseboy> I like cheese <A spambot> BUY VIAGRA <Elassint> GET OUT YOU STUPID BOT <Pineapple Ryan> GET OUT YOU STUPID BOT <Chicablog> GET OUT YOU STUPID BOT <Cheeseboy> GET OUT YOU STUPID BOT <the spambot> NOT UNLESS YOU BUY VIAGRA <An anonymous n00b> Who's Fred Phelps? <Fred Phelps> I am
I hear they have Heinz tomato ketchup in hell.