Syd Barrett
Syd Barrett is the genius/retard of the prog rock group known as Pink Floyd. He is unpredictive, shy, and sings bullshit about bikes he borrowed. In 1982, Syd fucked a Ridgemont high student named Linda and married her, therefore making her Linda Barrett. Syd then lashed his schizophrenia out on Linda and she also turned schizophrenic from the radiation Syd miraculously caused from his episode. Syd then became Homer Simpson and fled away from the public eye, and assumed a new identity and look and now hosts a YouTube show where he microwaves objects and finds out whether it's a good or bad idea. People assume Barrett died from pancreatic cancer in 2006, but this has proved to be untrue as Barrett claimed tomorrow:
"I wanted to amuse myself because I was bored, so I made up some fake bullshit about me dying from pancreatic cancer and I wanted to see the reaction I'd get out of it. You should have seen David Gilmour's reaction. It was the most epic shit ever witnessed and heard. He was freaking out and trashing a dollar store like a git."
Barrett now runs a YouTube channel called Jogwheel where he disguises himself as a 30-year-old professional filmmaker Jonathan Paula, yet again assuming another look and complete facial change. Jogwheel now has 800,000 subscribers.
He also has a bike, you can ride it if you like. He'd give it to you if he could but he borrowed it.