THE SCARLET LETTER

ONCE UPON A TIME IN SOME DUMB PURITAN COMMUNITY

THIS LADY NAMED HESTER COMMITTED A GRAAAAAAAAAVE SIN

AND WAS FORCED TO WEAR A LETTER ON HER SHIRT

SO SHE MEETS THIS GUY, WHO ENDS UP BEING HER HUSBAND AND HE'S ALL LIKE EVIL AND STUFF

AND SHE MEETS THIS MINISTER WITH HEART TROUBLE WHO'S ALL LIEK "AH HEART TROUBLE"

SO EVENTUALLY THE EVIL HUSBAND TRIES TO TAKE CARE OF THE MINISTER

AND HE FINDS OUT SOMETHING WHICH I CAN'T REVEAL YET

SO DIMMESDALE IS ALL LIKE "AH" AND ALL LIKE "MORE HEART TROUBLE"

SO HE GOES CRAZY, AND HE MEETS HESTER AND HESTER'S LIKE "HELLO" AND HE'S LIKE "I'M YOUR SECRET LOVER

AND THEN THEY HAVE HAPPY REUNION TIMES AND HESTER'S DAUGHTER IS ALL LIKE "PUT THE LETTER BACK ON I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE"

AND THEN USES HIS SATANIC POWERS TO TURN HIM INTO A GODMOD WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH

SO HESTER PUTS THE LETTER BACK ON, AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT

I STILL NEED TO READ THE BOOK

I GOT TO GO NOW BYE