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AHH!!!!!

A (pronounced snuffaluffagus) is the first letter in the alphabet. It is also a word. How can it be two things at once??? How??? *BRAIN EXPLODES*

Okay, after picking the bits of my scattered brain from the floor, I have come to the conclusion that the letter A is some sort of schizophrenic shape-shifter moonlighting as two different letters at once. How do I know this? How? Because I'm a lexicographer type person.

Actually no, it is a letter, with a word taking it as itself.

But that's stealingǃ

nobody cares

Things that begin with the letter A[edit]

  • Elephant (wait hold on a f̡̨̩͈̤̘̗̋ͯͪ͌ͮ̀̓͊̄̈́̾̓́̕͡ͅ͏̴̶̴̡̡̡̧̬͖͍̰͓̖̜̩͕̤͍͚͎̦̫̲̮̳͉̰̪̭̯̳̖̙͎̪͖͔͔̯̘̜̒̎̐͂̾ͣ͗̃̃́́͋͗̎̓̾͌ͮ̈̑̉̈́̌́ͯ̎̓̅̄ͭ̔ͩͨ̎͂͗ͬͫ̏̀̊̽ͦ̊̏̑͂ͨ͑͘͘̚͘̕͟͟͡͠ͅ͏̴̧̘̟̜͙̘̻͚͓͍̮̭ͦ̇̍̉̅͛́̀͋̽ͤͮ̀̚͝҉̘̳͎͓̺̣̯̝̏̅̓̌ͤͮ͗̈́̉ư̴̵̢̨̧̛̛̬̹̺͍̠̫̱̰̜̫̺̦̺̟̞̫̰̠̤̟͙̖̮͎̝̺̫̣̟͖̘̺̮̫̌͌ͮ̉̏́ͫ͐ͯ̏͊̽ͫ͐̽͆́ͤͮ̇́̽̆̿ͪ͊̒̍ͧ͑̿͋͌͛̎͆͋̐̈́́ͭ̂̕̚͘͘̚͢͟͜c͓͏̵̷̨̧̡̖̞̮̟̺̩̱̜̯͚̬͙͍̥̗̺̫͈͈̩̟͖̣͕̫̭̝ͣ̆̾ͪͬͨ͆ͧ̃͗ͥ͒ͮ̒ͮ́̊ͬ̋ͨ̃̓ͫ͑̈̈́́͋͋͗͛͟͟͠͡͠͡͏̧̙̺̬̣͖͊́͑́̌͊ͨ̚͢ͅ͏̴̸̧̡̨̡̨̺̦͖̱̭̲̠̱͖̮͖̬̤̪̻̦́ͮͤͪ̑ͬ̉̾̂̐͌̈̊̋͋̾̎͏̴̶̶̵̷̧̥̖̖̟̦͖̰͉̜̳͇͈͚̭̫͈̮̩͖̙̥̘̼͉̠̙̦̙̺̲̪͉͇̹̱̆̾̔ͫ͗ͣ͗̆ͧ͆̀̑͌̆̿̍ͧͧ́ͪ̔ͧ̊ͣ͠͡͠͝ͅk̡̢̼̻̖̮͇͎͆̾͗̕͠͝͏̸̨̧̨̨̨͔̼̲̫̺̗̼̼̘͎͔̯̪̞͍̲͕̹̦̮̪̮̥̟̘̳̎ͦ̀̆̀ͯ̊̾͆̐̏̓̔͛ͧ̇ͧ̓̉̃̅̂ͮ̃̀͌͊ͫ̏ͧͤ̄̕͟͢͠͠͝҉̴̶̴̵̶̵̷̴̴̡̨̧̡̛̛̛̤̫̮͓͖͍̦̖̫̱̯̜̜̯̠̞͓̳̮̞̘͇̩̟̱̫͓͙̟͔͇͍̥̘̟͕͈̲͙͈͖͉̯̩͓̪̖̦̙̣̠͚̗̜̖̖̙͍̗̬̯̼͙̥̦͍̑͌ͦ͋͒͛̔ͩ̓ͥ͊͂͂ͥ͋̌̎͐̂̿̈̀̎̒ͩ̇͌ͫͪ͆ͬ͊̇̉̒̌ͪ̾ͦͫ̑͑̀ͮͬ̊̃̉̀́̔̑̌̿̑̿̔̐̑̀͆ͥ̀̄̾ͯ̽̏̍̈̓̓̋ͫ̆ͯ̈́͂̄ͪ̓ͨ̇̈ͤ̽͌̕̚̕͘͢͜͢͢͢͟͟͞͡͡͠͞i̶̸̡̨̨̨̛̤̣̦̺͎̤͖̘͕̣̦͎̣̫̭ͥ̊̈͑̓͑͋̉̅ͪ̒ͧͪ̿̋͗ͣ̌̽̚͞ͅͅn̮̳̱̙̼͓̲̮̈ͭͥ́ͣͭ̍̈͛̔̃̽͆̍̒͘͟͠͏̵̸̸̷̡̡̨̧͚͕̻͓̺̖̹̤͈̟̻̼͖̪̮̜̬̰̫ͯͣ̃̀̐ͮ̂̇̏̄͊̎ͧ͋̉ͣͧ̚͘҉̶̷̢͙̖̬̟̲̲̰̹̞̺̒̒̔ͫ́ͧ̇̿͌ͨͧ̓̏̋ͣ͂̏ͭ̚͡͝g̷̴̵̨̨̡̩̠̗͔̲͈̜̳̗͔̮̥̩̲͓̭͍ͩ̑͐̐̀̾͑̀̂ͣ̋̓́ͭͪ̒̂͋̚͟͝҉͕̭̩̝̦̀̀͌ͭ̋͠҉̧̬͔͔͎̝̤̻̩͇͍͙̥͖̞͔ͤ̏ͬͯͧ̓͛̉̀̇ͭ̏ͭ̀͢͟͞҉̰͍͓̈́ͦͧ̊҉̸̸̷̧̡̧̪̩̞̗̭̝̮̻̳̤̤̹͚̝̆̀ͫ̈́͑̓́ͬ͛ͫ̃́ͭ̇̃̀͋̍ͨ͘ second)
  • A great article
  • AAAAAAAAA!
  • Abortion
  • Ae-tan
  • Africa
  • Ah, yes, more nonsense
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  • Angry German Kid
  • Angry Video Game Nerd
  • Anonymous
  • Antarctica
  • Anything
  • Arabs
  • Asshole
  • Asperger Syndrome
  • Australia
  • Aym
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