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AHH!!!!!

A (pronounced snuffaluffagus) is the first letter in the alphabet. It is also a word. How can it be two things at once??? How??? *BRAIN EXPLODES*

Okay, after picking the bits of my scattered brain from the floor, I have come to the conclusion that the letter A is some sort of schizophrenic shape-shifter moonlighting as two different letters at once. How do I know this? How? Because I'm a lexicographer type person.

Things that begin with the letter A[edit]

Letters of Sanity:
A | B | C | D | E | F | G | H | I | J | K | L | M | N | O | P | Q | R | S | T | U | V | W | X | Y | Z
Letters of Insanity:
| Å | Ä | | ? | ! | he | & | $ | £ |Ð | | | | | Elemeno | ß | ד | | | ᏴᏑ | | | | | | | | ۩ | | | æ | | ☔️ | 🍕 | ö | ʘ | : | | | * | ~ | | Ψ | | | | Þ | Ü | 💤 | (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ | Numbers of the Alphabet