THIS IS SPARTA!!!

“TONIGHT, WE DINE AT MCDONALD'S!”

~ Spartan leader hungry for McDonald's

“With a side of fries?”

~ Spartan soldier who wants to have fries

“NEVER!!!!!!!!!!”

~ The overly excited leader dramatically saying never

“What? This is madness!!!”

~ Spartan soldier still arguing for fries

“MADNESS? THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!”

~ Leader, while kicking the soldier into a bottomless pit