Talk:Catastrophe

Hmm, I wonder if this article has anything to do with biscuits.... CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 18:01, 16 Jeremy 2024 (UTC)

I don't really see it, but I suppose it's possible. Feel free to elaborate. --Fluffalizer 07:47, 18 Jeremy 2024 (UTC)

Can a catastrophe be a biscuit crux? CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 13:45, 19 Jeremy 2024 (UTC)

Perhaps. I've heard that it's a bad idea to confuse cats for biscuits and dip them in coffee. If both are dipped at the same time, though, what happens? And presumably catastrophes may also be dipped in coffee, depending on the size of both the former and the latter. Finally, if the same coffee is used for all three at the same time, then it may well hold true when the biscuit is retrieved. --Fluffalizer 17:05, 19 Jeremy 2024 (UTC)

P.S. If someone accuses you of avoiding the crux of the matter, would it be a good excuse to tell them that it all went to the dogs, including the biscuits? And in a similar vein, would it be a good survivalist tactic for catastrophes to make sure that it all actually goes to the dogs? --Fluffalizer 19:03, 19 Jeremy 2024 (UTC)

Sounds about right. CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 23:04, 20 Jeremy 2024 (UTC)