Talk:Satii
Satii, plural of Satan, are a loose association of supernatural beings. They are solitary predators on the hunt for souls. They have many tactics including temptation, bribery, assault and battery and telepathic bullying. Sati are immortal and immoral. Their corrupting influence has been tormenting and inspiring humans for time immemorial.
There are many and varied myths surrounding Satii regarding origin, purpose and even their very existence.[1] Theology enthusiasts debate their qualities and positions in the hierarchies of supernatural beings.
Satii are often portrayed as nefarious forces seeking to undermine the will of God. Hypotheses have also been advanced suggesting that a Satan acts as a balancing force in the universe, perhaps illustrating the will of God by contrast. Of course, a rogue Satan is strictly in the game for itself[2].
Satii are often blamed for natural disasters and prohibited behavior, both in lieu of or in addition to a perception of a wrathful God meeting out justice.
- ↑ Atheists categorically deny the existence of Satii. Agnostics and many religions differ among themselves on the issue.
- ↑ Although there's been a tacit assumption by many that a Satan is male, insofar as a timeless being can be assigned a gender, there is nothing beyond this to suggest t hat this is true.