Talk:Space nose

Jewish space noses? CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 16:54, 11 Farbleum 2022 (UTC)

A few instances of remarkably high technology associated with Jews are known, such as the Metatron, but on the whole, it sounds a little too advanced for something to come out of Earth. However, I think esoteric secret teachings of the past may have been inspired by ancient astronauts sent as ambassadors from space noses from far, far away. I suppose that could possibly include some Jewish teaching. Or am I missing something bigger, like an old breakaway civilization? --Fluffalizer 19:27, 11 Farbleum 2022 (UTC)

I was just making a reference to the Jewish space lasers meme. Wondering if you were as well.

The ancient aliens types seem to be more interested in Akkadian mythology, although I once borrowed a book about space from a friend and it speculated that the living creatures within wheels in Ezekiel were aliens. CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 06:20, 12 Farbleum 2022 (UTC)

I didn't catch on. I only vaguely remembered the idea of a Jewish space laser when you mentioned it, and looking it up, I missed the drama and responses/variations. The space noses ended up related to lasers only because of the cat illustration, which was the best Illogicopedia had to offer.

Thinking further about it, I suppose (space) cats with lasers could be related to Jews somehow, though. Maybe the space nose operators outsourced the laser business to Jews, who provided the cats. Perhaps cats living with humans can be a Jewish conspiracy, and the cats are actually under control or secretly high-tech creations equipped with lasers, to keep humanity under control, the laser-firing cats being the cause of all fires and many other things.

There's also theories that the biblical angels and God are actually all alien forces. Supposing that's the case, then perhaps some group of people were given great knowledge and technology and broke away from the rest of humanity. But for some reason I haven't found any theory that the contactees of the Bible would be involved in such things, it's usually more "other" peoples from the cultural vantage point of the theorizer. --Fluffalizer 09:39, 12 Farbleum 2022 (UTC)

┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ Christian space noses? I added a little reference to Revelations. But something is missing if it is to be tied to Christianity. Where's Jesus in all of this? How do space noses relate to salvation? Could it be, for example, that the cats are sent forth as a "salvation army" of sorts? --Fluffalizer 11:43, 14 Yoon 2022 (UTC)