This stuff has been compiled from deleted vanity, ruthlessly stripped of real names to no longer constitute such.
"Van Ity" is meant to be an Official Imaginary Vanity Person or something along those lines – some nonsense personthingy or another which vanity can freely refer to. Any occurrences of actual people or (more likely) people who go by such a name, should such happen to exist, are unrelated to whatever nonsense descriptions end up in this article.
If you find some vanity posted elsewhere on this wiki, feel free to mash it up real good and either bake it into this article or – if long and interesting enough – make it an entry of its own. This can be considered somewhat of a sandbox for former vanity, where stuff can go in and out.
Naturally, new stuff can also be made directly – so if you feel like writing something about some random person, consider this article for an outlet. --Fluffalizer 23:09, 14 Ditzimber 2007 (UTC)
A nose collection has now been opened for miscellaneous displaced nonsense as opposed to former vanity. Naturally, content from the two can be put to use together. --Fluffalizer 15:18, 2 Aym 2009 (UTC)