Talking to trees
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Do it. Or we will find you.
- Pine Tree: Hello? Anyobody heeerrreee?
Don't be shy you sad faggot. TALK TO THE TREE.
- Pine Tree: Come out, come out, wherever you are! Tee hee hee!
- You: Eh, I don't feel comfrotable talking to something that cannot support the proper organs required to think, much less speak.
DON'T BE A NERD. OR WE WILL KILL YOU.
- You: As if. You don't even know my name!
But the tree does.
- You: Huh?
- Oak Tree: Hey, <insert name here>
- You: Hey, how did you know that!?
- Pine Tree: We all know. We know everything about you.
- Willow Tree: Yes, we do.
- Cherry Tree: Just like Bcbkye.
- You: Oh my God, how many of you guys are there?
- Maple Tree: As many species of trees there are.
- You: And you stalk me?
- Pine Tree: Yes, because I love to watch naked men! Tee hee hee!
- You: What the fuck?
- Oak Tree: Don't mind him, he is gay.
- Maple Tree: He is queer. Different. I will contact the lumberjacks.
- *dials phone*
- Hello? Come chop this Pine Tree down. Thank you.
- You: Thank god.
- Oak Tree: Trot along now, cause if you don't we will KILL you. With PALE things that are GREEN.
- You: PALE GREEN things? Oh shit! Eh... I think my meatloaf is burning!
- *runs away*
- Oak Tree: *Takes off suit*
- Wow, I can't believe he fell for that one.
- Willow Tree: Yep. Stupid <insert name here>! I can't believe he fell for that. I can't wait until school tomorrow and he tells us about the TALKING TREES!
- Maple Tree: What a stupid fag. He probably spends all of his time on some stupid website and watches the Playboy channel!