TasselHoff

“Don't Tassel the Hoff! Because, y'know, them hairy nips swing pretty low. One false move and they'll have your eye out.”

~ Mysterious Old Xweetok Guy on warning you during a quest

Known to close friends and prostitutes as Julio Sebastian Mourhino Bach VIII, the TasselHoff is creator and hairless maintainer of all things nipple related and retarded, though he mainly specialises in tassel applications. (And sometimes gang rape.)

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So in summary, if you publicly promise to emulate the great composer Bach, and don't keep good to your word, you shall be TasselHoff'd.

See also

• Malk